1. curlyawesomeness:

    jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

    (via iouatardisandafallenangel)


  2. (Source: nebranska, via kixxinq)


  3. unpluggedoutlet:

    Like a proud father.

    (via kardashianjpeg)


  4. theramenomen:

    Poor Sharpedo



  6. brookeeverdeen:

    *slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

    (via asian)


    1. mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
    2. me: centuries

  7. nonjutsu:

    this needs to be in the history books

    (Source: reals, via chickencurry)


  8. 23devil:


    Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    marriage is fucked up

    (via traffles)


  9. heteroh:

    can we please acknowledge this ignorance

    (via mindfangvevo)


  10. personguy31:



    don’t listen to them cody 

    Don’t you mean, Deluxe sausage?

    Is the picture an example or a response?

    (Source: memewhore, via justcallmefin)


  11. (Source: aryastarks, via asian)



  13. vanconcastiel:



    the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

    Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

    Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

    (via sirkusdyret)


  14. parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme



    (via sma-sama)