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  2. (Source: vampirpillango, via asian)

     


  3. slenclerman:

    steampoweredgrapefruit:

    slenclerman:

    its illegal to be cuter than me

    We’re all going to jail then

    image

    (Source: clannyphantom, via jeremysstripedboxers)

     

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  5. (Source: marvelous-martian, via kokoopa)

     

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  7. leightimtam:

    leightimtam:

    GIVEAWAY TIME!

    I’ve been meaning to do this for a while now but here’s my giveaway and here are the rules!:

    Reblog as many times as you want, likes DO NOT count. Just be considerate of your followers!

    YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO QUALIFY!!

    prizes and such:

    There will be 3 people selected and here’s how the prizes go

    1st place has a choice of any two candies I could buy here in the UK, a box of Tim tams, AND either the special game cards or the SNK pins from the set. They’ll also receive an iTunes gift card for $25.

    2nd place winner will receive only one candy that I could buy them OR a box of Tim tams, and an iTunes card for $15, and either the special cards or the pins (whichever first prize did not choose)

    3rd place will receive a candy, a $10 iTunes card, and some puffy hamster stickers I have that are quite adorable (they’re Easter themed so…)

    That’s basically it!! GO WILD AND GOOD LUCK

    THE END DATE FOR THIS IS MIDNIGHT OCTOBER 1ST UK TIME ZONE

    Oh yeah this is ending really soon

     

  8. am i 19? or do i just look hella fuck in good for 91. the world may nenever know. that makes sense there bc those are tootsie rolls. i think. i fucking hope so bc i ate oNe!!

    theladypipsqueak:

    salparadisewasright:

    theladypipsqueak:

    MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

    "SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

    a li tter box cae k„

    congratulations on turning 91

    thanks

    (Source: thesmuttypirate, via justcallmefin)

     


  9. californstar:

    My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

    (via roxymorons)

     

  10. thedesureich:

    ruinleon:

    a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

    ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

    (via eridan-am-fucking-pora)

     


  11. nintenclo64:

    "tell us something about yourself"

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    (via machop-suey)

     


  12. lauralittlex:

    i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

    (via iwasrepeals)

     

  13. kingdom-fandom:

    seaminglycomplex:

    This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

    THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

    (Source: iraffiruse, via machop-suey)

     


  14. hello friends I am Texas a

     

  15. thecutestofthecute:

    German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

    (via chickencurry)