1. pokemontrainermillie:

    cmacmac:

    cmacmac:

    This is my comic Blame. It’s taken me a VERY long time to create this (mentally not physically. Physically it only took me a little over a week to draw).

    Just reblogging this because no one gets to see it when it’s buried in my blog, and the whole point of the comic was to make me tell people.

    This is really important. This is why people feel like they can’t get jobs because they feel that they are worthless, too afraid to go to school, this is why people above the age of 20 feel like they are going nowhere because they think their lives are already over, that they have nothing to live for. The reason why people hate themselves so much. Because they have been told over and over that they are good for nothing or a useless waste of space.  And for people who believe the words of counselors over the words of their friends and family. 

    (via charroger)

     


  2. no-more-ramen:

    I would say this recipe makes enough for 1-3 servings of soup, but it doubles easily. My favourite mushroom soup of all time, I usually chop mushrooms/onions while I’m waiting on the butter to melt. It is also wonderfully frugal.

    Ingredients:

    1 cup chopped mushrooms

    1 tsp onions

    3 Tbsp…

     

  3. jlnicegirl:

    clothinthesand:

    inconveniencewhitepeople:

    21st century circlejerk

    image

    image

    imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

    That is the way to recover

    (Source: the-highgarden, via indigesti0n)

     

  4. nohighs:

    YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    (via sharpieweddingrings)

     


  5. zumbah:

    celeryludenberg:

    zumbah:

    im going to p

    ractice my cooking.  i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes.  that’s 1000 eggs a minute.  that’s 16.666666 eggs a second.  i need to be fast.  so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg.  i hope the world is ready

    WHAT THE UFCK

    (Source: zumbah, via sharpieweddingrings)

     

  6. princess-anna-sexual:

    naughty-chekov:

    what do you mean this isn’t how the scene went

    this is exactly how it went

    accurate

    (via noibot)

     


  7. egberts:

    grovyle:

    im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

    it’s a simile

    (via ayyyeashton)

     

  8. zohbugg:

    dr-ift:

    bl-ossomed:

    niick4:

    this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

    holy

    Wait what how

    what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

    fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

    "how"

    fuck u

    (Source: dimensao7, via ayyyeashton)

     

  9. myotpisgay:

    mycaterpie:

    eduardo-:

    losertakesall:

    anglepoiselamp:

    Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

    Blorp.

    Science.

    what the fuck is the last 1%

    1% squish

    (Source: thecuteandthecute-ish, via charroger)

     


  10. jeanmarcoing:

    things to call your best friend:

    • asshole
    • looser
    • fucking nerd
    • piece of shit
    • fuckin egg
    • wife/waifu/husbando
    • mayonnaise egg
    • bitch salad
    • meme loving fuck

    (Source: bluehige, via randompibrows)

     


  11. charmancler:

    communistbakery:

    charmancler:

    y is 4/20 national weed day. like why that day

    4/20 = 0.2 which sounds like ‘zyr opontu’ which is the ancient greek word for ‘blaze it’

    thx weed side of tumblr

     

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  13. unfauxgettable:

    chekhov:

    unfauxgettable:

    I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

    The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

    Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

    THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

    (via keepingituglier)

     

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