1. slutdust:

    Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?

    (via you-useless-lesbian)

     

  2. rcah:

    TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

    (Source: vdieo, via you-useless-lesbian)

     

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  4. aizea:

    "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to."

    Donnie Darko (2001)

    Dir. Richard Kelly

    (via prissu)

     


  5. ifyoucarryonthisway:

    i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

    (Source: averagefairy, via robotsatthedisco)

     

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  7. noobtheloser:

    I’m trying my hand at my very favorite meme ever: Telling the story behind a GIF. 

    (via you-useless-lesbian)

     


  8. homuratrash:

    the-champion-of-the-citadel:

    So to procrastinate my essay I booted up the Sims and i tried to throw my toddler a birthday party and 

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    It kept burning for like two hours 

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    Then my teen burned to death

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    Why didn’t i just write my essay. 

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    (via mozzarellaqueen)

     


  9. Only a bad musician blames their instument
    — My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

    (Source: kat-bots, via dragonageyaoi)

     

  10. lizawithazed:

    sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

    (Source: iraffiruse, via charmedsevenfold)

     

  11. n-e-v-e-r-r-e-g-r-e-t:

    flameddevil:

    this gotta be the best comment in a youtube video ever. 

    someone give this person a medal omg 

    (Source: youtube.com, via justcallmefin)

     


  12. fivefootfuckyou:

    sh4dows:

    some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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    (via shmegbert)

     

  13. ruinedchildhood:

    "I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now"

    (via goaskalice1453)

     


  14. yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

    heteroh:

    deadcyberbitch:

    I HATE HORMONES 

    really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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    (via charroger)

     

  15. fetalpile:

    godotal:

    I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

    Beware Sping-arm Sam

    (via charroger)