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  4. dilfgod:

    hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

    (Source: dameonclarke, via fyfandenda)

     

  5. one head
    four legs
    on a trip to nowhere
    where we goin' now, momma?
    This seems rather counterproductive...
    Hussie ==> Accelerate.
    G O T T A G O F A S T

    5-second-gigapause:

    WALK WALK

    WALK POWER WALK

    (via trapezeexorcist)

     


  6. professorfalconer:

    thesylverlining:

    elkian:

    teen-heat:

    why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

    why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

    why do advertisers humanize food products

    why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

    why can no one believe it’s not butter

    (via amporafedora)

     


  7. lexjoprincess:

    "Oh my god Panic! at the disco is so emo!"

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    yeah they are so emo it scares me

    (via awkwardmastermind)

     

  8. majortvjunkie:

    The greatest Korean War Veteran

    (Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied, via awkwardmastermind)

     


  9. awkwardmastermind:

    Hot pockets in your area. 

     


  10. anxiousbagel:

    emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

    • "i would kill myself without you"
    • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
    • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

    (via awkwardmastermind)

     

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  13. "what’s your sexual orientation"

     


  14. breadmaakesyoufat:

    myheartbeatsliketimpanidrums:

    dxmndelion:

    how much would it cost to buy fall out boy

    Probably more than you bargained for.

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    (via awkwardmastermind)

     

  15. potatoesaubrien:

    woveninthedepths:

    mondaymonkeylives:

    Your painting is ridiculous, Giotto.

    This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

    How can we be expected to teach people the word of God if they can’t even fit inside the building?!?

    (via ask2palicecosplayer)